Overheard...

Mama: "Little Man, will you take care of me when I get to be an old lady? Can I call you up and say, 'Little Man, will you take me to the doctor? Or, will you bring me to church?'"

Little Man: "No."

Mama: "What?! Why?!"

Little Man (very patiently): "Because I'm going to be a monk and they don't do that."